If the Taliban Wins This War

Some parts of our institutions always have to consider the unthinkable in case the unthinkable happens. Only by planning can we be prepared to counter the enemies moves. So our group had to consider the changes likely if Taliban wins the war within the next 4 years.

First change would likely be the requirement that all adult males have a long straggly beard. Of course our President would have to be the role model. He wasn't happy posing for this picture so we could build a visualization of the consequences of losing.

The most likely next significant change is predicated on the fact that bin Laden and the Taliban are more bigotted than the Klu Klux Klan or Hitler. The radical Muslims will have to make sure that non-belivers have a clear signal that they are not welcome here anymore.

Our computers will all have to be changed for the Arabic language so the bigots can understand and monitor our communications. But since they spent a lot of time playing American computer games while waiting to slaughter innocents the game controller functions will have to remain American. The picture is a likely screenshot of the computer control panels of the near future.

The last and most visible change would again be driven by the almost unbelievable obsession of the intellectual eunuchs to force every one to their worldview and religious fanaticism. They would be driven by their fears to build mosques on every piece of open space.

But after many hours of deep thought and discussions we decided to.....