Celebrity PC Viruses

The George Bush Virus; Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

The Ronald Reagan Virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

The Bill Clinton Virus: Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.

The Al Gore Virus: Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.

The Bob "Viagra" Dole: Virus Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

The Monica Lewinsky Virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus: Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.

The Mike Tyson Virus: Quits after two bytes.

The Oprah Winfrey Virus: Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB.

The Ellen Degeneres Virus: Disks can no longer be inserted.

The Prozac Virus: Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

The Joey Buttafuoco Virus: Only attacks minor files.

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus: Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy...then discards it through Windows.