Whadda U think

A 75 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day, the man showed up at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as when the doctor gave it to him. The doctor asked what happened, and the man replied, " Well, doc, It's like this: First I tried with my right hand, until I was tired, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand , and still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand , then her left hand, and still nothing. Then she tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. Then we called Ilene, the young, single lady next door She tried with her right hand, then with her left hand, then her arm pit...and even tried between her knees, then between her thighs, but still nothing." The doctor was completely shocked, "You asked the neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get that jar open." (You've got dirty minds!!!) :-)