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When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. ~~~~~ Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. ~~~~~ He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically-challenged. ~~~~~ Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. ~~~~~ The 50-50-90 Rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. ~~~~~ It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them. ~~~~~ You can't have everything - where would you put it? ~~~~~ If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. ~~~~~ The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. ~~~~~ Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. ~~~~~ As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. ~~~~~ A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. ~~~~~ I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use one. ~~~~~ When you go into court you're putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough get out of jury duty. ~~~~~ I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. |