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A FART IS A PLEASANT THING, IT GIVES THE BELLY EASE, IT WARMS THE BED IN WINTER, AND SUFFOCATES THE FLEAS. A FART CAN BE QUIET, A FART CAN BE LOUD, SOME LEAVE A POWERFUL, POISONOUS CLOUD. A FART CAN BE SHORT, OR A FART CAN BE LONG, SOME FARTS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO SOUND LIKE A SONG..... A FART CAN CREATE A MOST CURIOUS MEDLEY, A FART CAN BE HARMLESS, OR SILENT, AND DEADLY. A FART MIGHT NOT SMELL, WHILE OTHERS ARE VILE, A FART MAY PASS QUICKLY, OR LINGER A WHILE...... A FART CAN OCCUR IN A NUMBR OF PLACES, AND LEAVE EVERYONE THERE, WITH STRANGE LOOKS ON THEIR FACES. FROM WIDE-OPEN PRAIRIE, TO SMALL ELEVATORS, A FART WILL FIND ALL OF US SOONER OR LATER. BUT FARTS ARE ALL BAD, IS SIMPLY NOT TRUE- WE MUST NEVER FORGET....... SWEET OLD FARTS LIKE YOU! |