2. Can we postpone this shoot-out 'til 12:05? I gotta use the little cowboys' room.

3. Injuns! Quick, pull the wagons into an irregular dodecagon!

4. Y'know, Badlands Pete, a roaring campfire, good coffee, nice prairie breezes, just you 'n' me... What say we put on the rhinestone gowns and dance a jig or two?

5. Guns? We don't need no stinking guns!

6. Let's see, hardtack and pemmican. That's three grams of fat, seven grams of protein, and two carbs.

7. You 'n' Slim round up them strays, and I'll tell Cookie to get started on the gazpacho and the fondue.

8. That's him! That's the yella-bellied varmint who shot my therapist!

9. He was a strong man, a good marshal, and I reckon he had a keen eye for interior decoration.

10. Hey, Buck, do these chaps make my ass look big?

11. It's like I keep tellin' ya, Earl men is from Tombstone, women is from Dodge.

12. HANG HIM HIGH, BOYS!! Okay, now a little to the left. Oooh! Stop right there. Perfect!