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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN


Between 18 and 22,
a woman is like Africa;
half discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30,
a woman is like America;
well developed and open to trade,
especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35,
a woman is like India; very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40,
a woman is like France;
gently aging but still warm,
and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50,
a woman is like Great Britain;
with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60,
a woman is like Yugoslavia;
lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.

Between 61 and 70,
a woman is like Russia;
very wide, and borders are now unpatrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet.
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages,
only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.



GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 70,
a man is like Iraq --- ruled by a dick......