Truths to take with you into the new year:<

1. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing. I wouldn't have signed
up in the first place!

2. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping" now I just "chunky
dunk."

3. The early bird still has to eat worms.

4. The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.

5. Don't argue with an idiot: people watching may not be able to tell
the difference.

6. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply
press 'Ctrl-Alt-Delete' and start all over?

7. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't
fallen asleep yet.

8. My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what
he said.

9. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they
can in prison? ( Maybe if we had prayer in schools and in the government,
this statement would read different )

10. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have