How About These

Long ago cursing and beating a stick into the ground was called witchcraft............... Today, it's called golf.

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it...

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know why I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? ...

One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

Oh, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Old age is when former classmates are so gray, wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.

If you jog in a jogging suit, lounge in lounging pajamas, and smoke in a smoking jacket, WHY would anyone want to wear a windbreaker??

And best of all....I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.