How True

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
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All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
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Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
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here is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a barbecue?
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Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."
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You read about all these terrorists, most of them came here legally, but they hang around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10 or 15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and these people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.....!!